An Idea for Indra Nooyi

Fly down to India. Meet Buddha Dev, the Chief Minister of West Bengal. Announce a big investment in some backward district in West Bengal. And see Buddha turn into a spokesperson for Pepsi. This will take the leftist sting out of the ban-cola bandwagon. More importantly, you'll score a big brownie over Coca-cola. And the press will hail it as a masterstroke.